Pappu: Dad, can I have another glass of water? Santa: But I've given you 10 already! Pappu: I know, but my bedroom's still on fire.
Pappu: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me? Girl: Hindi Mein Bol, Harami! Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati. Pappu: Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi. Aisa Lag Raha Hai, Bahen!
Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer. Pappu: Exactly!
Bunty: Why didn't the boy tell his mother that he'd been eating glue? Pappu: Because his lips were sealed.
Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result? Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news. Santa: Good news first? Pappu: I passed the exams. Santa: And the bad news? Pappu: The good news is wrong!
Teacher: You don't look interested in reading this chapter... Pappu: Haaaaaye... Ek Aap Hi Ho, Jo Mere Dil Ki Baat Samajhti Ho!